This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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