his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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