I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
