i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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