David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
