id be glad to
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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