i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
How external is "for external use only"?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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