I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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