sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
The ass gains better be worth it
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