I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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