4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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