if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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