i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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