You're completely useless in the revolution.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
