My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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