Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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