i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
These tits shall not be calmed
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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