Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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