Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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