So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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