Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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