I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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