Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
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