So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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