How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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