butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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