"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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