in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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