some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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