So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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