In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Randomize
