Plan B is the new Plan A
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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