is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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