Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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