It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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