What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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