I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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