Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
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