So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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