Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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