This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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