Those balls look pretty dangerous.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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