He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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