Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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