did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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