oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
How does one acquire holy water?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
