it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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