I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Randomize
