I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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