Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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