That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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