She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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