guys are not supposed to queef...right?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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