Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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